need a man who'll give me a bacterial infection so i throw up for hours on end and louse 4 stone xoxo

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Posted on October 30, 2018 at 3:35 PM Comments comments (0)

every so often i have a dream of somebody kidnapping me and drugging me for weeks on end and just leaving to rot, waking me up once ive become underweight and on the verge of death by starvation and honestly thats the lifestyle i dream of!


Posted on January 29, 2018 at 4:50 PM Comments comments (0)

loona are really going to rule the world and i'm ready for it i'm ready for vivi to suddenly have a billion lines in the debut song for her 8 second in love&live

Monday, 29th January 2018

Posted on January 29, 2018 at 4:45 PM Comments comments (0)

a girl like me by gugudan really is THAT song isn't it


Posted on May 21, 2017 at 6:45 AM Comments comments (0)

ya ever just think abt how much u hate urself?

me too

Tuesday 17th November 2015

Posted on November 17, 2015 at 10:55 AM Comments comments (0)

Today, I'm doing this post on the bus! YAY!!!¡!!!¡!!!!! I'm here with Josh, I'll show you him at the end! BAW, my phone went off in Music but Music is boring so yay!!!!!!!!!! Furthermore, our French homework is SUPER easy, we only have to write SIX KUSO SENTENCES!!!!! Along the lines of French, apparently Aussi is the French word for also. LOLZOR.

I have to find my German textbook tonight so that I can do my homework which is to do a paragraph on QEGS which will take 20 mins approx.

Also, I know that at least 3 people are reading my blog which is a bit comforting seeing as people actually know of my website which is really obscure even if it's only a few people which go on here. :):):):):):):):):):)

Anyway, I have to go do my Francais homework.:(



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Monday, 16th November 2015

Posted on November 16, 2015 at 12:45 PM Comments comments (0)

Wednesday 24th June 2015 at 4:05pm is when I last updated my blog  5 クソ MONTHS!!!

Aside from swearing in Japanese, I am updating my blog because I know that you wonderful people (Charlie, Josh etc.)

It's 9:20pm and I don't know what the f**k to write because I'm not in a creative zone.  :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

Anyway, here's my faviroute song from Haiyore! Nyaruko-san W!

Wednesday 24th June 2015

Posted on June 24, 2015 at 11:05 AM Comments comments (0)

OMG! I have not updated in nearly 3 weeks! I am SO sorry about that! ANYWAY... today was quite good!

In English we were writing complex sentences about volacanos and one of mine was a bit morbid... "As the magma ran throughout the city, villagers were being burnt alive"... It is sort of like an extract from Ethan's "A Boy' Death Wish" *shivers* Uurgh!

In Maths we were doing angles and I was STABTACULAR! It wasn't exciting but nonetheless I was FABULOUS!

In third session we had to do P.E (Oh no! Is his ghost writing this?) and we HAD to Distance and I got completley out of breath and had to do it AGAIN but soon after we had roast dinner for lunch whic was INCREDIBLE!

At 1PM, Me, Mei Ting, Charlie Pickwell and Fern [REDACTED] went to Haven High to do a Boston Schools KS2 Quiz and... WE CAME IN 1ST PLACE!!!! OH MY F***ING GOD! YES! YES! Anyway... we got 2025/2500 possible ponts which is basically 81% out of the possible amount we could have gotten! If you read this then shushhhhhh because Mr Schofeild is going to tell te WHOLE school on Thursday!

We've finally got our Wii back in the Games Room but the charger doesn't work so we're going to get a new one once we get the GameCube installed.

Sayonara, Arigatou, Ben

Saturday, June 6th 2015

Posted on June 6, 2015 at 5:20 PM Comments comments (0)

I haven't posted in A LONG TIME! I'm so sorry about that! Anyway, Ii'm just going to talk about some stuff. yay!!!

Today, I haven't really done anything BUT at about 1PM I looked for my GBA SP charger but I STILL CANNOT FIND IT!!! D:

I thought I had done stuff today but I haven't. WAIT! It's 10PM and I was watching ghost videos and I saw a ghost f**king up an office by messing about with the chairs and knocking desktops over and I thought "That is EXACTLY what I would do as a ghost!" but I'm watching a boxes of foxes video on stopping spots.

If I don't update tomorrow, Windows 10 either hasn't downloaded yet or just has went "NOPE, I am not risking THAT!" 

I'm tired, leave me alone.


Monday 25th May 2015

Posted on May 25, 2015 at 1:55 PM Comments comments (0)


Nothing happened today.

The End.


Posted on May 18, 2015 at 3:10 PM Comments comments (0)

I'm sorry I didn't post anything last week because of SATs. On the subject of SATs (National Tests), a study said around 16% of children didn't want to eat because of SATs, I didn't eat breakfast on the Monday of SATs week because I wasn't hungry! (oh btw I was fine with SATs and had 0% stress) Also, on Google Documents, I've been making scripts for 7 different characters in a live action drama in the city of Blunia which are called: Regina Hair; Anya Possesed Annabelle, Kaylee Ribena, Ben Moore (much wow), Rin Kaginme, Amelia (undecided) and Chell Cave Caroline Redacted (Portal 2 Reference). In other unrelated news, I cannot for the life of me, find my GBA charger, ANYWHERE! I could have been playing Pokemon Emerald over the weekend *weeps alot in the corner* 

The Contacts page WILL be edited as of today adding my ROBLOX account. YAY!!!!!!! WAHOO!!!! If you do want to play ROBLOX with me I will be 457390 on the ROBLOX High School map with long brown hair. I look forward to meeting you!

Au Revoiur, my minions!


Posted on May 11, 2015 at 12:40 PM Comments comments (0)

Today was the first day of SATs and it wasn't that hard and I wasn't worried about it. Literally, a relaxation lesson stressed me out ALOT more than my English tests. I also didn't eat any breakfast today because I didn't want any (plz no pity or attention)

Nothing really happened today. but i've got to fill this u- OH, WAIT!!! I told Amelia and Ethan (Mah Friends) that I have a website. Hi!!!! ;)

If they're not here then WHO GIVES A F**K!!!

Generic Anime Character: Ben-Kuuuuun, pleeeaz don't swear


Generic Anime Character: Do I have to do this?


Generic Anime Character:*Pulls out gun* (oh yeh my names Mikasa)


Mikasa:It's my Anime Gun *Shoots me*

Me:NONONONON-...DAMEDAMEDAMEDAME (dame=no in japanese)

*theatere curtains close*


what was dat?

9.5.15 (Post 2) (Post 1/2 of the day)

Posted on May 9, 2015 at 3:05 AM Comments comments (0)

Yesterday, I woke up at 4 am and got confused about passage of time all day. Literally, at 11am, I had just had my breakfast and thought I had dinner!!! Over the last 2 days I've used alot of clothes and blankets to sneeze and attempt to blow my nose into. Yes, I have a blocked nose. :(:(:( 

Now, I've got a video game, Crosscode. It's a 2d HTML5 RPG game witch incredible pixely graphics and it has a Story Mode, Puzzle Mode, and an Exploration Mode. It's just incredible. Herw's the link: ;

Have you ever had a sick day where you just go on YouTube and Tumblr all day and when you go downstairs for dinner you have the worst headache ever and really bad eyestrain? Because that's happened 2 days in a row. Blurgh (no not the bug gym leader from Pokemon Black and White, that's Burgh). Whilst we're on the subject of "Burgh", that's a really weird name isn't it? I'm really sorry for the guy and he also has a Whirlipede. HAVE YOU SEEN ONE OF THOSE THEY ARE ABSOLUTLEY UGLY!!! HERE'S A PICTURE OF ONE. 

 Absolutley Beautiful.

Sayonara, Arigatou, Mr.Robato Ben

Welcome To my website!

Posted on May 7, 2015 at 4:40 AM Comments comments (0)

7.5.15 (Polling Day 2015)

Hello, fellow 10 and 11 year olds! I'm Ben and this my blog that I'll probably never uptade. :D 

Don't ask why this called "The Incredible Website" and "[email protected]'~#" at the same time.

Sayonara, Arigatou. Ben


EDIT: That grin emoticon looks like a f**king praying mantis!!!


EDIT:This post has no meaning anymore.

Thursday 23rd July 2015

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JFC, I just noticed i literally haven't updated my blog in 1 FULL MONTHS I'M S!O DAMN SORRY...Anyway let's get on with the show!


So today is the first day of the summer holidays andI'm lovin' it! I'm feeling fabulous! I REALLY wish I had a chat room! I'm gonna go downstaris and have some cereal!